Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
    Me: What does that mean?
    Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
    Me: Thanks
    guy: *touches girl on the arm*
    girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via trust)

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

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